A $5m Bugatti

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Highlights from the full issue:

  • Macro: Goldman Sachs sees 2.4% US GDP growth in 2025
  • Real Estate: San Francisco home prices ​dropped 15.4%
  • Startups: Instacart and Uber ​sued Seattle
  • Private Credit: Big Lots’ ​PE sale collapsed
  • Crypto: Crypto options hit a record ​$18B​ for year-end expiry
  • NFTs: Mocaverse NFTs saw a ​392% trading volume increase
  • Art: Christie’s ​French furniture auction​ brought in $9.76 million
  • Vintage Autos: Bonhams sold a ​Bugatti​ for $5.175 million
  • Coins: A medieval coin hoard sold for $5.6 million
  • Farmland: MN farmland with turbines ​sold for $12k​ per acre
  • Luxury: Capri and Tapestry faced an investor lawsuit
  • Wine, Tequila, and Spirits: Cambridge Brewing Co. closed
  • Film & Music: The Billboard Global Music Index fell 3.3%
  • Precious Metals: El Salvador overturned its mining ban
  • Collectibles: Thieves stole $315,000 worth of Pokemon cards
  • Websites: Anthropic acquired Claude.com

Let’s go.

Wyatt

Macro View

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What are we doing?

Only when you review the year in its fullness do you realize how much has happened.

Stefan did that yesterday, and it makes for ​a breathless read​.

Real Estate

Bullish News

  • Connect Real Estate ​launched​ a $90 million Water and Light Development in Marysville, creating a mixed-use complex on 17 acres.
  • California home sales rose 19.5% YOY, with 58.6% of San Jose homes ​selling above asking price​.
  • Sagard Real Estate ​acquired​ the 260-unit Alta Green Mountain luxury apartments in Lakewood for $100 million.
  • Vail Valley property sales ​increased 8.9%​ from January to November 2024, with interest rates below 6%.

Bearish News

How to invest in real estate right now:

San Francisco retirees are clicking their heels.

Startups

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in startups right now:

I hope nobody in WA was expecting a lift.

Private Equity and Private Credit

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in PE and Private Credit right now:

Who’s been waiting until now to save big at Big Lots?

Crypto

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in Crypto right now:

Still not totally sure how pigs became involved in all of this.

NFTs

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in NFTs right now:

Amazed that CyberKongz was not up to regulation.

Artwork

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in Artwork right now:

If anybody has any leads on the Argentinian Christmas Heist, email us!

Vintage Autos

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in Vintage Autos right now:

Has anybody seen my missing Lamborghini?

Rare Coins

Bullish News

Bearish News

  • Customers reported ​higher premiums​ on rare coins at Blanchard and Company compared to standard products.

How to invest in Rare Coins right now:

I was just wondering where I’d put my medieval coin hoard…

Farmland

Bullish News

  • AGCO announced plans to reach ​$2 billion​ in precision agriculture sales by 2029, launching 3-5 new products annually.
  • The USDA allocated an ​additional $300 million​ to support US agricultural exports.
  • Minnesota farmland with wind turbines ​sold for $12,000​ per acre, including renewable energy contracts through 2048.
  • Korea ​developed​ plant electronics that use sensors for plant health and disease monitoring, aiding global food security efforts.

Bearish News

How to invest in Farmland right now:

Anybody on the market for a wind farm?

Luxury Goods

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in Luxury Goods right now:

Have we lost our taste for French luxuries?

Wine, Tequila, and other Spirits

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in Wine and Spirits right now:

I knew there was something wrong with this generation.

Music and Film

Bullish News

  • The global value of music copyright reached ​$45.5 billion​ in 2023, surpassing cinema box office revenue by 38%.
  • Live Nation ​reported​ $3.8 billion in revenue for Q1 2024, with concert business growing 26% year-over-year.
  • Major labels expanded their global reach as Universal Music Group ​acquired​ PIAS and Downtown Music Holdings for $775 million.
  • The Federal Court of Appeal ​paused Canada’s streaming tax​ on major platforms until June 2025.

Bearish News

How to invest in Music and Film right now:

Blaming the critics is an interesting way of deflecting.

Metals and Gems

Bullish News

  • El Salvador’s government ​overturned​ its metals mining ban, opening new opportunities for mining operations.
  • The ​battery metals market​ showed strong growth in 2024, with Albemarle and China Molybdenum leading the sector.
  • Triple Flag Precious Metals acquired a ​0.5% royalty​ on Argentina’s Tres Quebradas lithium project for $28 million.
  • Silver prices are expected to outperform gold in 2025, with ​industrial demand​ from EVs and renewable technologies boosting demand.
  • India’s diamond market is projected to ​grow 40% by 2030​, reaching $120 billion in domestic consumption.

Bearish News

How to invest in Metals and Gems right now:

True loves kiss is the only thing that will save China’s diamond market.

Collectibles

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in Collectibles right now:

Why are elderly women making $68,000 purchases via a live stream?

Websites and Domains

Bullish News

Bearish News

  • Microsoft announced an ​urgent domain migration​ from Edgio’s CDN by January 15, 2025.
  • Malicious emails now bypass secure email gateways every 45 seconds, while Remote Access Trojans saw a ​59% rise​ in phishing attacks.
  • Google’s algorithm changes forced smaller websites to ​lay off staff​, with some experiencing 90% traffic drops.

How to invest in Websites and Domains right now:

Time to go back to the SEO drawing board…

That’s all for this week

Cheers,

Wyatt

Disclosures

  • We hold BTC and ETH in our ​ALTS 1 Fund​.
  • This issue was brought to you by our friends at ​Alto​.
  • There are a couple of affiliate links above. If you click them, we may get a couple of bucks.

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Wyatt Cavalier

With a background in finance & intelligence analysis, Wyatt has an unhealthy obsession with finding the best blue chip investment opportunities. His previous newsletter, Fractional, resonated deeply with subscribers, bringing actionable insights and unconventional trading strategies. His rare book collection specializes in banned editions. He currently lives in Spain with his beautiful wife, three young boys, and dog Monty.
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