Altea Update: Apr 18

Two big improvements to the Altea community to announce this week:

  • A new and improved way to track your Altea investments and their performance
  • The community is getting a makeover

It’s a relatively quiet period for SPVs as we get through diligence on a couple of opportunities and prepare for the USA meetups.

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As ever, always do your own research, nothing here is financial advice, and stay safe out there, kids.

💾 New and/or improved investment portal

Next week, everyone who’s invested in an Altea SPV or Alts 1 will get an invitation to join our new investor portal.

It gives you a comprehensive view of all your investments, their returns, distributions, holds your K1s, and stores your accreditation and KYC info. A one-stop shop for watching your money go up and to the right 🚀

Seven brave Alteans have spent the last week squashing bugs and giving initial feedback.

“This is a massive improvement and my response is overwhelmingly positive. I really like it. There are lots of features that are great. Everything on the dashboard is well laid out and informative – particularly the breakup between individual summary and fund summary, the breakdown of individual holdings in the funds. “

Along with your invite, you’ll get an onboarding guide and an FAQ.

Next on the roadmap:

Add Alt Assets Inc SAFE investors and investments

💄 Extreme Makeover: Altea Edition

As you may have noticed, we currently have two separate communities hosted on Circle: ​Alts​ and ​Altea​.

We’ve decided to merge these into one.

Next week, we’ll be consolidating everything under the Altea Community, containing public spaces (for everyone) and private spaces (for Altea members).

This will bring everyone together and create a more vibrant (and streamlined) space.

More to come soon.

🥂 Last chance to RSVP for USA meetups

If you haven’t already RSVP’d for our upcoming meetups in the US, make sure to do so before the spaces run out.

  • 🗽 NYC Altea Meetup – April 28th – ​RSVP​
  • 🍑 Atlanta Altea Meetup – April 30th – ​RSVP​
  • 🌴 Los Angeles Altea Meetup – May 1st – ​RSVP​

Altea members join for free. There’s a nominal $95 for everyone else.

Not an Altea member yet? You’re missing out! Join today for only $99.

⏰ This month

🏇🏻 Horse Pinhooking | 40% IRR – Closes Mid May

Jockey riding horse

The Equus team is hosting potential investors at auctions in April. Please note it in the EOI below or email me if you’d like to attend.

👉 ​Express Interest​

👉 ​Join the Conversation​

💬 Discussions

“Yes, China’s contribution to global demand for rare earth metals has been diluted. But they still produce (and most importantly refine) the lion’s share. The world remains extremely dependent upon China for rare earths.”

👋 New Members

  • ​Russ​ specializes in “Google traffic-based alternative assets” like YouTube channels, niche websites, online businesses, etc.
  • ​Chris​ is the CEO of KingsCrowd

Introduce yourself →

That’s it for this week. Please let me know your questions, comments, or suggestions.

Cheers,

Wyatt

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Wyatt Cavalier

With a background in finance & intelligence analysis, Wyatt has an unhealthy obsession with finding the best blue chip investment opportunities. His previous newsletter, Fractional, resonated deeply with subscribers, bringing actionable insights and unconventional trading strategies. His rare book collection specializes in banned editions. He currently lives in Spain with his beautiful wife, three young boys, and dog Monty.
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