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Sorry there was no issue last week. Cramer took an unannounced vacation — presumably to help get over his Eagles losing the Superbowl.

After a sneaky extra vacation day, our boy was back at it on Tuesday.

It’s been a month since Cramer said we’re in a “bull market,” and two weeks since he reiterated “we’re still in a bull market.”

The market, however, doesn’t exactly look bullish, and he seems confused.

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Tuesday Feb 21

It is a great company. Problem is it’s not a great stock – On Impinj

It is at $10, which tells me, believe it or not, something’s wrong. I say don’t buy.

– On Petco

Real “ Scumbag Steve ” vibes

Wednesday Feb 22

If there is going to be a slowdown, I want to buy Pfizer.

Slowdown? Last week you said we were in a bull market…

Thursday Feb 23

Booking needs to do a stock split already.

If it comes down, buy, buy, buy

– On Paramount Global

Paramount has been coming down for 5 years…

Friday Feb 24

I like it because gambling is hot again

– On PENN

The guy is all over the place.

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Cramer is truly a gift that keeps on giving.

That’s a wrap. As always, we’ll be following Cramer’s every move so you can do the opposite.

Enjoy your week.

-IC

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