PE firms hold $2.9 trillion in ​unsold assets

Hello and welcome to Alts Cafe

This is everything you need to stay up to date in alternatives.

Highlights from the full issue:

  • Macro: US jobless claims fell to a ​3-month low
  • Real Estate: Mortgage rates ​rose​ for the third straight week
  • Startups: The tech industry has seen ​over 130,000 job cuts
  • Private Credit: PE firms held $2.9 trillion in ​unsold assets
  • Crypto: N. America generated $1.3 trillion in on-chain value
  • NFTs: NFT trading volumes ​plummeted 60%​ in Q3 2024
  • Art: White Cube sold a Julie Mehretu painting for $9.5 million
  • Vintage Autos: Sammy Hagar’s Ferrari sold for $4.675 million
  • Coins: A 1796 Liberty Cap half cent fetching $39,600
  • Farmland: Organic crop net returns fell to $42 per acre
  • Luxury: Fendi Casa partnered with Naftali Group
  • Wine, Tequila, and Spirits: Scotch ​overtook Cognac​ in 2023
  • Film & Music: Limp Bizkit sued Universal for $200 million
  • Precious Metals: Ggold hit a record $2,716 per ounce
  • Collectibles: A Tales of Suspense #39 sold for $2 million
  • Websites: Kate Buckley released Defining.com

Let’s go.

Wyatt

Macro View

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Bullish News

  • Japan’s core inflation slowed to 2.4% in September, with the ​core index​ holding steady at 2.1%.
  • The European Central Bank cut interest rates for the ​third time this year​, lowering the benchmark rate to 3.25%.
  • UBS raised its 2025 S&P 500 target to 6,400, implying ​9.2% upside​ from current levels.
  • US jobless claims fell to a ​3-month low​ of 241,000, beating expectations.
  • Canada’s annual inflation rate slowed to 1.6% in September, prompting markets to increase bets of a ​50 basis point rate cut​.

Bearish News

  • The US national debt ​exceeded $35.7 trillion​, with each American now burdened by over $105,000.
  • About 37% of US credit cardholders have ​maxed out​ or nearly maxed out a credit card since March 2022.
  • China’s economic growth in Q3 ​fell to 4.6%​, its lowest level since lifting pandemic restrictions.

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Real Estate

Bullish News

Bearish News

  • China’s real estate sector, once 25% of GDP, continued to ​drag down economic growth​ after years of market collapse.
  • Mortgage rates ​increased​ for the third consecutive week, despite the Fed’s recent 50 basis point rate cut.
  • Florida’s housing market faced a ​major setback​ as high insurance costs and storm concerns drove buyers away.
  • Massachusetts experienced significant ​out-migration​ due to high costs of living, particularly affecting those aged 26 to 45.

How to invest in real estate right now:

Let’s get a shuttle from Massachusetts straight to Dallas.

Startups

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in startups right now:

It’s not a great time to be in tech.

Private Equity and Private Credit

Bullish News

Bearish News

  • PE firms held $2.9 trillion in ​unsold assets​, with 53% of companies in buyout portfolios sitting for four years or longer.
  • Technology sector PE deal activity remained well ​below​ 2021 levels, with only 1,044 deals valued at $133.8 billion in the first nine months of the year.

How to invest in PE and Private Credit right now:

Tech is getting hit from every angle.

Crypto

Bullish News

  • North America ​generated​ $1.3 trillion in on-chain value, representing 22.5% of the global crypto market from July 2023 to June 2024.
  • Crypto adoption reached record levels, with ​220 million active addresses​ interacting with blockchains in September 2024.
  • BlackRock’s spot Bitcoin ETF ​saw​ 75% of its buyers new to Wall Street.
  • The EU’s Markets in Crypto Assets (MiCA) regulation ​provided access​ to 18% of global crypto transaction volumes.
  • An AI-powered chatbot called Truth Terminal became a ​crypto millionaire​ after its holdings in memecoins surged in value.

Bearish News

How to invest in Crypto right now:

Who fell from the Rabby Wallet…

NFTs

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in NFTs right now:

Who is picking up their FreeDum Fighters?

Artwork

Bullish News

  • White Cube sold a Julie Mehretu painting for $9.5 million at ​Art Basel Paris​.
  • Sotheby’s unveiled its expanded Paris headquarters, gaining 30% more square footage and ​street-view visibility​ for its salesroom.
  • The Metropolitan Museum of Art’s “Siena” exhibition reunited ​eight panels​ from Duccio’s Maestà altarpiece for the first time in 250 years.
  • Christie’s announced the sale of Magritte’s L’empire des lumières (1954), ​estimated​ at over $95 million, breaking a previous record.

Bearish News

  • Sotheby’s evening sale of 20th- and 21st-century art in London ​brought in £37.6 million​, a drop from last year’s sale.
  • Online-only fine art sales at major auction houses ​fell 16.9%​ to $190 million in the first half of 2024 compared to the same period in 2023.

How to invest in Artwork right now:

I wonder if the pieces of the altarpiece were happy to be back together again.

Vintage Autos

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in Vintage Autos right now:

How are these people stealing luxury cars? I can’t get into my own car without setting off the alarm, and I have the keys.

Rare Coins

Bullish News

  • Stack’s Bowers August auction featured Tom Hyland’s collection, with a ​1796 Liberty Cap​ half cent fetching $39,600.
  • Heritage’s World & Ancient Coins Auction will showcase the Coenen Collection, including a rare 1672 gold ​Proof Pattern Ducaton​.
  • A collection of 35 gold stater coins found in Kent ​sold for £128,340​ at Noonans Mayfair.
  • Stack’s Bowers November 2024 Rarities Night will feature top-tier gold coins, including the finest ​PCGS-graded​ 1870-CC double eagle (AU-55).

Bearish News

How to invest in Rare Coins right now:

Did a dirty coin write that^

Farmland

Bullish News

  • Climate-smart practices ​reduced emissions​ and increased production, with 20% of US farmland in conservation.
  • USDA’s initiative ​transformed​ 3.2 million acres into climate-smart operations across 14,000 farms.
  • Farmland Partners sold 41,554 acres at a ​61% premium​ to USDA values, showcasing the high value of quality land.
  • A proposed bill seeks $200 million for rural ​housing development​ on farmland to address shortages.
  • Farmers ​lowered carbon intensity​ with no-till and cover crops, potentially earning up to $1.57 per bushel in premiums.
  • International agrifood experts are set to ​meet​ for a two-day summit to discuss the future of sustainable farming.

Bearish News

How to invest in Farmland right now:

Who’s hitting the international agrifood summit? I wonder whats for lunch.

Luxury Goods

Bullish News

Bearish News

  • LVMH reported a ​3% revenue drop​ to €19.1 billion in Q3, with Fashion and Leather Goods down 5%.
  • Luxury brands saw ​weakening demand​ in China, with LVMH facing a 16% pullback in Asia excluding Japan.
  • High-quality luxury dupes ​gained traction​, with one-third of US adults intentionally buying replicas.
  • Kim Jones ​stepped down​ as Fendi’s artistic director after four years but remains at Dior Men’s.

How to invest in Luxury Goods right now:

This is the collab I was waiting for.

Wine, Tequila, and other Spirits

Bullish News

  • Status spirits sales grew 9%, with Scotch whisky ​overtaking Cognac​ in 2023.
  • Preservation Distillery’s Pure Antique 20 YO Bourbon won ​Best Overall Bourbon​ at the 2024 San Francisco World Spirits Competition.
  • Diageo announced plans to ​expand​ its Bali production site to serve the Asia Pacific better.
  • Jameson ​launched​ Triple Triple Chestnut Edition, featuring whiskey matured in chestnut casks.
  • British luxury retailer Waitrose reported an ​86% rise in tequila sales​, with customers favoring it as a sipping drink.

Bearish News

How to invest in Wine and Spirits right now:

I didn’t think Scotch had it in him… congrats!

Music and Film

Bullish News

  • Capitol Records ​named​ Justin Grant SVP of Urban Digital, leading digital marketing for R&B and hip-hop.
  • Universal Music ​fully acquired​ European indie giant [PIAS].
  • Concord ​bought key parts​ of Daddy Yankee’s catalog for $217.3 million, including “Gasolina” and “Despacito.”
  • Litmus Music ​acquired​ Randy Newman’s recorded music and publishing rights, including Disney scores.
  • Instagram ​launched​ a feature to save discovered songs directly to Spotify playlists.
  • TikTok ​expanded​ its #ElectronicMusic hub worldwide.

Bearish News

  • Indie groups called for a ​probe​ into Universal’s [PIAS] acquisition.
  • Limp Bizkit ​sued​ Universal for $200 million over hidden royalties.
  • Australia’s live music ​saw 1,300 closures​ before Live Nation’s role.

How to invest in Music and Film right now:

I haven’t thought about Limp Bizkit for 20 years.

Metals and Gems

Bullish News

  • Silver ​surged 5%​, while gold hit a record $2,716 per ounce.
  • China announced plans to ​launch​ platinum and palladium futures in Q1 2025, boosting its platinum jewelry market.
  • The global diamond market was projected to ​reach $138 billion​ by 2031, with 4.5% annual growth.
  • Vision Blue Resources provided a ​£7 million credit facility​ to reopen the South Crofty tin mine.
  • Critical Metals Corp. ​extended​ its exploitation license for Greenland’s Tanbreez rare earth project.
  • The ​silicon metal market​ is expected to grow by $2.24 billion by 2028 due to rising demand for aluminum-silicon alloys.

Bearish News

How to invest in Metals and Gems right now:

Even the military wants to look glamorous.

Collectibles

Bullish News

Bearish News

  • A San Antonio collector ​sued​ a memorabilia company for $200,000 over unpaid consigned items.
  • An Indiana fraudster ​admitted​ to defrauding victims of over $581,000 for undelivered rare goods.

How to invest in Collectibles right now:

Hate an Indiana fraudster.

Websites and Domains

Bullish News

  • Kate Buckley and Todd Henderson ​launched Defining.com​, a premium domain and branding agency.
  • Afternic’s “Lead Center” gives domain owners ​more details​ on buyers and negotiations.
  • Identity Digital ​secured​ .ai domain management, boosting global reach and efficiency.
  • ICA and WIPO began a ​joint review​ of UDRP to enhance dispute resolution.
  • The .ART registry honored ​ArtCentrica​ with the 2024 Digital Innovation in Art Award for its educational platform.

Bearish News

How to invest in Websites and Domains right now:

Welcome Identity Digital to the trendiest domain on the market.

That’s all for this week

Cheers,

Wyatt

Disclosures

  • We hold BTC and ETH in our ​ALTS 1 Fund​.
  • This issue was brought to you by our friends at ​Robinhood​.
  • There are a couple of affiliate links above. If you click them, we may get a couple of bucks.

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Wyatt Cavalier

With a background in finance & intelligence analysis, Wyatt has an unhealthy obsession with finding the best blue chip investment opportunities. His previous newsletter, Fractional, resonated deeply with subscribers, bringing actionable insights and unconventional trading strategies. His rare book collection specializes in banned editions. He currently lives in Spain with his beautiful wife, three young boys, and dog Monty.
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