Sotheby’s sinks 88%

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This is everything you need to stay up to date in alternatives.

While you’re here, check out Simon’s piece, diving into ​how climate change will impact international real estate​.

Highlights from the full issue:

  • Macro: The US dollar ​has dropped 5%​ from its 2024 highs
  • Real Estate: The total value of US homes ​hit​ $49.6 trillion
  • Startups: Salesforce announced plans to ​acquire​ startup Own
  • Private Credit: Clearlake Capital agreed to ​acquire MV Credit
  • Crypto: Uniswap Labs has been charged a ​$175,000 penalty
  • NFTs: Solana ​secured​ the second spot in NFT sales volume
  • Art: Sotheby’s reported an ​88% decline​ in core earnings
  • Vintage Autos: A 1985 Audi Coupé is set to fetch $780,000
  • Coins: A Bicentennial Quarter was valued at ​nearly $4 million​
  • Farmland: USDA reported cropland value hit ​$5,570 per acre
  • Luxury: Balenciaga opened a 9,795-square-foot ​flagship store​
  • Wine, Tequila, and Spirits: Colorado liquor sales fell 6%
  • Film & Music: Litmus Music ​acquired​ Opus Music Group
  • Precious Metals: Antimony ​hit​ $25,000 per tonne
  • Collectibles: A ​Kobe Bryant patch​ card sold for $1.58 million
  • Websites: Domain name fan.io sold for $50,000

Let’s go.

Wyatt

Macro View

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Bullish News

  • Restaurants and bars ​continued to outpace​ most other sectors in hiring during August, adding 29,900 jobs.
  • America’s employers ​added 142,000 jobs​ in August, up from 89,000 in July, as the unemployment rate ticked down to 4.2% and inflation fell back to the Fed’s 2% target.
  • NOAA Fisheries received an unprecedented ​$1.2 billion investment​ from the Inflation Reduction Act to support coastal economies.
  • Weekly unemployment insurance claims ​fell​ to a two-month low of 227,000 for the week ending August 31.

Bearish News

  • The US dollar ​has dropped 5%​ from its 2024 highs as investors anticipate Federal Reserve rate cuts.
  • China’s manufacturing PMI hit a ​six-month low​ of 49.1 in August, with factory gate prices at their 14-month worst.
  • US manufacturing contracted in August, with ISM PMI ​below 50​ for the fifth month, as July construction spending fell 0.3%.
  • Australia’s Q2 GDP grew 0.2% quarter-on-quarter, while household spending ​decreased ​0.2%.
  • ​Dollar Tree​ stock plummeted 26% as rising living costs impacted low-income shoppers’ purchasing power.

What are the odds?

Big moves this week for both the jobs figures and last week’s numbers sunk in. The number of rate cuts is factoring a full point now by the end of 2024.

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Real Estate

Bullish News

  • The total value of US homes ​reached a record​ $49.6 trillion, gaining $3.1 trillion over the past 12 months.
  • Detroit’s median home sale price ​skyrocketed 324%​ over 15 years, from $58,900 in 2009 to $250,000 in May 2024.
  • The median home price for single-family homes in Boston ​reached $925,000​ in July 2024, a 1.6% increase from the previous year.
  • Zillow ​upgraded​ AI search, enabling natural language queries for home-seekers based on commute, budget, schools, and local amenities.

Bearish News

  • Commercial real estate loan delinquencies ​rose ​16 basis points to 1.40% in Q2.
  • Landlords are facing a $1.5 trillion commercial real estate ​debt maturity wall​, which accounts for 40% of the looming maturities.
  • China’s home presales ​reached​ an 18-year low as consumers shy away after cash-strapped developers halted construction.
  • The Phoenix housing market ​moved into neutral territory​, with homes taking almost a week longer to sell and over 26% receiving a price cut.
  • New York City and Chicago remain the ​most vulnerable housing markets​, along with 12 California counties, according to ATTOM researchers.
  • Two Oregon real estate investors were ​indicted ​for an $18 million fraud scheme.
  • Three real estate coaches were ​ordered​ to refund $2.8 million after scamming thousands in fraudulent training programs.

How to invest in real estate right now:

Hey Zillow, find me a house I can afford.

Startups

Bullish News

  • OpenAI co-founder Ilya Sutskever’s new AI safety startup SSI raised ​$1 billion​ at a $5 billion valuation from investors.
  • Cell therapy biotech ArsenalBio ​raised​ a $325 million Series C round with backing from Nvidia and Regeneron.
  • PruVen Capital ​closed​ a $378.5 million Fund II to back fintech and enterprise startups.
  • Salesforce announced plans to ​acquire​ data backup startup Own for $1.9 billion in cash, marking its return to sizable acquisitions.
  • Climate tech startup GALY raised an oversubscribed ​$33 million​ Series B led by Breakthrough Energy Ventures.

Bearish News

  • ABL Space Systems ​announced layoffs​ after back-to-back rocket failures in January and August 2023.
  • Andreessen Horowitz ​left its Miami office​ after just two years, as VC investment in Miami dropped 70% to $2 billion in 2023.
  • SellerX, once valued at $1 billion, will go up for ​auction​ after defaulting on debt payments.
  • A startup hired to provide Nevada with real-time carbon emissions data ​allegedly failed to deliver​, despite receiving $5.7 million in government contracts.

How to invest in startups right now:

Miami is off to find a new vice.

Private Equity and Private Credit

Bullish News

  • Fee income from private markets is expected to ​double​ by 2032, reaching $2 trillion.
  • Park Square Capital ​raised ​€3.4 billion for its latest European direct lending fund, a 50% increase from the previous vintage.
  • Thornburg and Bow River ​announced a joint venture​ to provide flexible private credit solutions to lower- and middle-market businesses.
  • Blackstone ​announced ​an agreement to acquire AirTrunk in a $24 billion transaction, its largest investment in the Asia Pacific region.
  • Clearlake Capital agreed to ​acquire MV Credit​ from Natixis Investment Managers, bringing its AUM to over $90 billion.
  • Oyster ​raised ​$59 million in Series D funding, valuing the company at $1.2 billion.
  • Honeywell ​completed ​its acquisition of CAES Systems from Advent International for approximately $1.9 billion.

Bearish News

  • California legislators passed law AB 3129, ​mandating​ AG notice and approval for some PE and hedge fund healthcare investments starting in 2025.
  • Australia’s Future Fund saw its ​PE exposure shrink​ after “considerable” distributions.
  • The UK PE industry warned that ​capital gains tax changes​ could be a “tipping point”, pushing staff to relocate.

How to invest in PE and Private Credit right now:

PE in healthcare is about to have its reckoning.

Crypto

Bullish News

  • VC crypto fundraising is on track to ​surpass​ 2023’s $2.6 billion, with $2.2 billion raised so far in 2024.
  • Spot bitcoin ETFs collectively boasted ​more than $52 billion​ in assets about eight months after their debut.
  • Crypto exchanges saw ​increased trading​ for two months as August volumes rose 5.38% to $5.22 trillion in spot and derivatives.
  • Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong executed the ​first AI-to-AI​ crypto transaction.
  • Grayscale ​added 10,000 LTC​ to its portfolio, now holding 1.86 million LTC ($122 million).
  • IOTA’s EVM ​surpassed ​$5 million in total value locked (TVL).

Bearish News

How to invest in Crypto right now:

Try explaining to your uncle what an AI-to-AI crypto transaction is.

NFTs

Bullish News

  • Magic Eden maintained its position as the ​leading NFT marketplace​ in August 2024, capturing a 36.7% market share.
  • The Crescendo upgrade to Flow, validated by over 400 nodes including some operated by Google, ​went live​ on the mainnet.
  • A rare Ape-themed CryptoPunk ​sold​ for over $1.5 million on September 5.
  • The Bored Ape Yacht Club NFT collection amassed a sale volume of ​$848,676 in 24 hours​.
  • Solana ​secured​ the second spot in NFT sales volume at $78.8 million in August 2024.

Bearish News

  • A shocking 96% of NFTs are now considered ​”dead”​, with nearly half of NFT holders facing significant losses and an average loss of 44.5%.
  • The monthly sales volume of digital collectibles ​fell​ to $374 million in August, a steep 76% decline from March’s peak of $1.6 billion.
  • OpenSea CEO pledged $5 million for NFT creators’ legal fees during SEC scrutiny, vowing to ​”stand our ground.”​
  • Lacoste has been ​accused​ of a scam after closing its NFT project UNDW3 and allegedly rug-pulling 1,000 Ethereum.

How to invest in NFTs right now:

Wishing I had a rare Ape-themed CryptoPunk right about now.

Artwork

Bullish News

  • Hauser & Wirth ​sold​ a 2021 Nicolas Party painting for $2.5 million and PKM sold a $1.5 million Yoo Youngkuk painting at Frieze Seoul.
  • Apricus Art Collection ​launched​ a dual-platform system combining a global art marketplace and a social media app.
  • The original artwork for Deadpool’s comic debut was put on sale for ​$7.5 million​.
  • Lost digital works by Andy Warhol, including a portrait of Debbie Harry, have been listed for ​$26 million​ after being rediscovered from an old diskette.
  • Vincent van Gogh’s 1887 landscape “Les canots amarrés” ​is set to sell​ for up to $50 million at Christie’s Asia sale.

Bearish News

  • Sotheby’s ​sued​ a Manhattan art dealer for refusing to pay $2.1 million for a Pissarro painting he bid on.
  • Sotheby’s reported an ​88% decline​ in core earnings and a 25% drop in auction sales for the first half of 2024.
  • Museums in Paris saw ​attendance drop 25%​ during the Olympics, with the Louvre down 22% and Pompidou down 28%.
  • An art thief who stole $6,500 paintings from a Palm Beach store by replacing price tags with $50 ones was caught and ​arrested​.
  • A judge said Norval Morrisseau’s legacy was “​irrevocably damaged​” due to art fraud as she sentenced David John Voss to 5 years in prison.

How to invest in Artwork right now:

Good news for extremely wealthy Deadpool fans.

Vintage Autos

Bullish News

  • A rare 1985 Audi Sport Quattro Coupé is ​estimated ​to fetch up to $780,000 at Bonhams Goodwood Revival sale.
  • Worldwide Auctioneers concluded with a total final sale of ​$25 million​ and 90% of consignments finding new homes.
  • Bonhams is set to auction “​The Last Waltz​,” a 1998 Porsche 911 Type 993 Turbo Coupé, estimated to reach $1,050,000.
  • A rare 2007 Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren 722 Edition, once owned by basketball legend ​Michael Jordan​, is up for sale.
  • The Newport Car Museum ​received ​Tripadvisor’s Travelers’ Choice Award for 2024.

Bearish News

  • The family of a deceased classic car collector ​accused​ a local dealer of selling four vintage cars and keeping over $240,000.
  • A trailer fire ​destroyed ​a $2 million 1934 Hispano-Suiza J12 Vanvooren Cabriolet on Highway 68 after leaving the Pebble Beach Concours d’Elegance.
  • A rare Mercedes 300 SL worth over one million euros was ​stolen​ during a prestigious vintage car event in Lanaken, Belgium.

How to invest in Vintage Autos right now:

Who’s coming with me to The Newport Car Museum?

Rare Coins

Bullish News

Bearish News

  • Sequim Police have begun investigating the theft of ​over $100,000​ from a local coin business, affecting 19 victims.

How to invest in Rare Coins right now:

I was just wondering where my old toffee tin was…

Farmland

Bullish News

  • USDA reported cropland value hit a record ​$5,570 per acre​, up 4.7%, with cash rents up 3.2% to $160.
  • Farm Credit Illinois found farmland values ​increased by 7.5%​ in central and southern Illinois, hitting historic highs.
  • Florida ​preserved 386 acres​ of agricultural land in Heart Bar Ranch with a $2.6 million easement.
  • A tract of 84.05 acres in Iowa sold for ​$16,250 per acre​, while Illinois land hit $17,700 per acre.
  • Congressman Newhouse introduced a ​bill to ban​ China, Russia, and other adversaries from owning US farmland.
  • USDA ​allocated $500 million​ for conservation through the Inflation Reduction Act to protect wetlands and farmlands.
  • Natural Grocers ​partnered​ with Rodale Institute, aiming to raise $100,000 for regenerative organic farming.

Bearish News

How to invest in Farmland right now:

Cropland is on the up and up!

Luxury Goods

Bullish News

  • Balenciaga opened a 9,795-square-foot ​flagship store​ in New York’s SoHo featuring its Raw Architecture concept.
  • The global leather handbags market is ​projected to grow​ by $9.3 billion from 2024-2028 at a 5.05% CAGR.
  • Cartier hosted a ​soirée​ at the Venice Film Festival, featuring performances by Patti Smith and Nicola Piovani.
  • Breitling secured an ​NFL partnership​, unveiling 104 limited-edition Chronomat B01 watches for each team.

Bearish News

How to invest in Luxury Goods right now:

Who’s picking up their football watch?

Wine, Tequila, and other Spirits

Bullish News

  • The Macallan ​set a new record​ with an 84-year-old Time: Space whisky, priced at $190,000.
  • Gaucho Group Holdings ​partnered​ with Barrel & Wines to expand Algodon Fine Wines’ US reach.
  • Mijenta Tequila ​launched​ Maestra Selection No. 1, a high-proof blanco made from seed-grown agaves.
  • The University of Kentucky ​formed​ the Estate Whiskey Alliance with seven founding members.
  • Roaming Road Spirits debuted as an ​independent bottler​, offering curated single-cask spirits.
  • Emirates introduced ten new ​high-quality spirits​ and beers to its onboard beverage menu.

Bearish News

  • Changyu Pioneer Wine reported a nearly ​40% profit drop​ in H1 2024, with revenue falling 22.6%.
  • Due to weak wine demand, Constellation Brands may ​write down​ up to $2.5 billion in assets.
  • Colorado liquor stores reported a ​6% drop​ in alcohol sales volume, with wine sales down 16%.
  • Australia’s alcohol industry grew 0.7% this year, marking its ​slowest growth​ in 25 years.
  • Gen Z ​drinks 20% less alcohol​ than millennials, with 64% of US Gen Zers avoiding alcohol for six months.

How to invest in Wine and Spirits right now:

I can’t tell if Gen Z is lame or enlightened.

Music and Film

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in Music and Film right now:

RIP Regal Cinema… Thanks for the flicks.

Metals and Gems

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in Metals and Gems right now:

Bad time to need some antimony.

Collectibles

Bullish News

Bearish News

  • Thieves stole ​nearly $20,000​ worth of Star Wars and G.I. Joe collectibles from a Santa Ana storage unit.
  • Rudy Giuliani’s creditors have begun ​seeking his assets​, including Yankees collectibles, after a $148 million judgment.
  • Nick Young blamed Adidas Yeezy sneakers for his ​on-court struggles​, citing “no stability.”

How to invest in Collectibles right now:

I regret throwing away my Pokemon cards.

Websites and Domains

Bullish News

Bearish News

  • The US Justice Department ​seized​ over 30 domains tied to Russia’s “Doppelganger” disinformation campaign.
  • Three men in the UK ​pleaded guilty​ to operating ​otp.agency​, which helped intercept one-time passcodes, targeting 12,500+ people.
  • Wix shares have ​dropped 2.5%​ since its last earnings report, underperforming the S&P 500.

How to invest in Websites and Domains right now:

.io is having a moment!

That’s all for this week

Cheers, Wyatt

Disclosures

  • We hold BTC and ETH in our ​ALTS 1 Fund​.
  • This issue was brought to you by our friends at ​Money Pickle​
  • There are a couple of affiliate links above. If you click them, we may get a couple of bucks.

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Wyatt Cavalier

With a background in finance & intelligence analysis, Wyatt has an unhealthy obsession with finding the best blue chip investment opportunities. His previous newsletter, Fractional, resonated deeply with subscribers, bringing actionable insights and unconventional trading strategies. His rare book collection specializes in banned editions. He currently lives in Spain with his beautiful wife, three young boys, and dog Monty.

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