The end of the carried interest loophole?

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This is everything you need to stay up to date in alternatives.

Highlights from the full issue:

  • Macro: India cut rates for the first time in five years
  • Real Estate: Home prices rose in 201 of 226 metro markets
  • Startups: Stripe acquired Bridge Network for $1.1 billion
  • Private Equity: Global PE assets hit $10.8 trillion in 2024
  • Crypto: Citi maintained a $350 price target on Coinbase
  • NFTs: METAVISIO’s NFT collection sold out in seconds
  • Art: Christie’s is hosting its first AI art auction
  • Vintage Autos: RM Sotheby’s Paris sale set a new record
  • Coins: A 404-coin Roman and British hoard was discovered
  • Farmland: Northern Ireland farmland prices hit £14,736​/acre
  • Luxury: Capri Holdings faced a securities fraud lawsuit
  • Wine, Tequila, and Spirits: US wine sales dropped by 7.9%
  • Film & Music: Five New York pension funds sued Paramount
  • Precious Metals: Botswana & De Beers finalized a new deal
  • Collectibles: Kobe Bryant’s shoes sold for $660,000
  • Websites: Fanbase.com sold for $431,400

Let’s go.

Wyatt

Macro View

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Real Estate

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How to invest in real estate right now:

Check out our ​stake in Tomball Texas​, which is closing this week.

Startups

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How to invest in startups right now:

Rotate out of European payments and into biotech.

While you’re at it, check out ​BOXABL​, which is leading tiny homes revolution.

Private Equity and Private Credit

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How to invest in PE and Private Credit right now:

Another week of shocking PE/Healthcare statistics.

Crypto

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How to invest in Crypto right now:

$4 billion seems like a lot for a “mini trust”.

NFTs

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How to invest in NFTs right now:

Who splurged on the METAVISIO?

Artwork

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How to invest in Artwork right now:

Time to start drumming up those AI art prompts.

Vintage Autos

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How to invest in Vintage Autos right now:

With numbers like the above, you’d be crazy not to check out our opportunity to ​invest in three Ferraris​.

Rare Coins

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  • A Connecticut man was sentenced to ​five years of probation​ for fraudulently acquiring over 100 gold coins.
  • Treasure hunter Tommy Thompson ​refused​ to disclose the location of missing gold coins despite being jailed.

How to invest in Rare Coins right now:

I need to stop laughing at metal detectorists.

Farmland

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How to invest in Farmland right now:

Nationally, approximately 150 million birds have been affected by HPAI to date.

Luxury Goods

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How to invest in Luxury Goods right now:

What tax bracket do you need to be in to know what a watch salon is.

Wine, Tequila, and other Spirits

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How to invest in Wine and Spirits right now:

Cheers to liquid investments! Any port in a storm!

I’ll see myself out.

Music and Film

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How to invest in Music and Film right now:

Tranche II of our film fund opens this spring. ​Get early access.​

Metals and Gems

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  • Trafigura ​uncovered​ a $600 million fraud involving worthless nickel shipments.
  • Critical Metals shares ​fell 29%​ after announcing a $22.5 million private placement.

How to invest in Metals and Gems right now:

Apparently, Fool’s Nickel is a thing now.

Collectibles

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How to invest in Collectibles right now:

Will Pokemon cards ever go out of style?

Websites and Domains

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How to invest in Websites and Domains right now:

Will .com’s become a thing of the past?

That’s all for this week

Cheers,

Wyatt

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Wyatt Cavalier

With a background in finance & intelligence analysis, Wyatt has an unhealthy obsession with finding the best blue chip investment opportunities. His previous newsletter, Fractional, resonated deeply with subscribers, bringing actionable insights and unconventional trading strategies. His rare book collection specializes in banned editions. He currently lives in Spain with his beautiful wife, three young boys, and dog Monty.
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