May 27, 2022 | ± 4 minutes
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The Crypto Crash hit African Americans hardest
I didn’t know this, but African Americans trust crypto and hold more crypto in significantly larger proportions than white folks:
Because of this, black Americans were the demographic that was hit hardest throughout the last couple of weeks as $LUNA went to (effectively) zero.
It’s a bad week for Elon
Earlier this week, it emerged that Elon Musk allegedly paid a SpaceX flight attendant $250k to bury a lawsuit claiming Musk offered to buy her a horse in exchange for certain, uh.. special treatment.
Tesla shares are off 7% off the horseback of the scandal, which has pushed Musk out of the exclusive $200B club. He’s now slumming it with Jeff Bezos in the $100B to $200B club.
FWIW, I still think he’s going to back away from buying Twitter. And that is going to cost him a hell of a lot more than $250k.
Musk is going to back away from buying Twitter.
— Wyatt Cavalier (@itiswyatt) April 28, 2022
🙊 His Free Speech for All vision is unworkable on a global platform
📉 It’s destroying his $TSLA wealth
Can we all get back to our lives now?
Bitcoin’s just a levered play on the US Equities market
Before, Bitcoin was a solid way to diversify your portfolio away from equities. The correlation between the two was minimal to nonexistent.
For the last six months, the two have tracked nearly 1:1.
Bitcoin is just the S&P 500 with more volatility, and Ethereum is just a more volatile version of Bitcoin:
I’m taking Video Games and Sports Cards to 0%
In yesterday’s Alts Cafe, I showed readers some pretty ugly charts for Video Games and Sports Cards. If you didn’t see it or need a reminder, this is what they look like on fractional trading markets:
The slightly more market-based CardLadder 50 (a leading sports cards index) looks a bit better:
While there’s no official video games index yet, a close analysis of the recent Goldin Elite auction shows a significant softening in the market.
This is what our ALTS 1 target allocation looks like now:
This beetle will cost South Africa 65m trees & $18.5B
Until today, I’d never heard of a polyphagous shot hole borer. It’s a tiny parasitic beetle that’s set to destroy most of South Africa’s urban forests. It looks like this:
65-million trees and R288bn: Scientists tot up mammoth impact of tiny beetle https://t.co/bY2cQYgKuW via @TimesLIVE
— Faculty of Science (@scienceSUN) May 25, 2022
How can something so small have such a massive impact?The female beetle burrows into trees and leaves fungus in the tunnel for her offspring that contains a pathogen that blocks the circulation of the tree. Some trees, planes particularly, become reproductive hosts, or breeding grounds.
Perhaps even more distressing to the hipsters in my audience – around 5% of the world’s avocados come from South Africa, and those trees are particularly susceptible to the parasite. The country is set to lose perhaps $500m from that crop alone.
Get your smashed avocado toast while you can.
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Cheers,
Wyatt