US prepares to bail out Argentina

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International Investing

Around the world…

  1. 🇦🇷 US announces ​full bailout for Argentina​ with bond purchases, swaps, and credit lines. Argentine assets ​rebound sharply​.
  2. 🇲🇦 Morocco to build a ​4,800 km power cable​ linking Saharan energy to Germany
  3. 🇨🇩 Congo to replace its ​cobalt export ban​ with quota system from October
  4. 🇦🇺 Australia’s retirement funds push ​private market integration​

Startups & VC

Do IPOs still matter?

IPOs were once the pinnacle of corporate success — a graduation ceremony into the public markets.

But today, companies now have more ways than ever to raise capital and give insiders liquidity without ringing the bell.

In this week’s Sunday Edition, we dig into why IPOs are ​at risk of becoming a dumping ground​ for companies that couldn’t sell upstream.

Music & Film

AI-generated artist lands a million-dollar record deal

“​Xania Monet​” has just made history.

The artist has a soulful, beautiful, tearjerker kind of voice. But she doesn’t exist.

Xania is the AI creation of Mississippi’s Telisha Jones, who writes her own lyrics and uses Suno to generate the music.

Collectibles, Culture and Luxury

CLLCT is becoming a memorabilia agency

When CLLCT first launched, I wasn’t sure what to make of it. Will Stern is super sharp, but media is a tough business to make work on its own. I was wondering if they had a bigger plan.

Now we’re seeing what that plan is. CLLCT is positioning itself as the first ​memorabilia agency​. They’re helping teams and leagues capture historic moments, authenticate them, and turn them into fan experiences and revenue streams.

Cool to see their playbook starting to unfold.

Crypto

Private Equity & Private Credit

Sports

Real Estate

Artwork

Karpidas auction delivers surprise winners

Wyatt has been all over the art market lately.

A few weeks ago, in ​Art’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad summer​, he he warned that the season’s weak sales could spell trouble.

But the recent ​Karpidas auction​ told a different story. The big surprise wasn’t in paintings at all but in interior design: furniture and decorative objects, including a mirror that sold for nearly $5 million.

This is sign that while traditional categories may be cooling, wealth is still chasing scarcity in unexpected corners of the market.

Art collection IPO?

Billionaire investor Thomas Kaplan plans to ​fractionalize the Leiden Collection​, the world’s largest private Rembrandt collection, through an IPO dubbed Project Minerva.

The move would let millions of people buy tradable shares in Old Masters like Rembrandt and Vermeer, securing the collection’s future and expanding public access.

Precious Metals and Gems

Farmland

Introducing the Salad Fund

Milan Z, the founder we featured earlier this year, is back with ​The Salad Fund​, connecting investors to high-tech greenhouses growing baby-leaf salads.

Investors buy square meters of greenhouse space, receive 100% of profits until capital is returned (about six years), then share profits 50/50 with the fund.

Harvests run weekly with annual payouts, and fees are taken only from profits, not principal.

Wine, Whiskey & Spirits

That’s all for this week.

See you next time, Stefan

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Wyatt Cavalier

With a background in finance & intelligence analysis, Wyatt has an unhealthy obsession with finding the best blue chip investment opportunities. His previous newsletter, Fractional, resonated deeply with subscribers, bringing actionable insights and unconventional trading strategies. His rare book collection specializes in banned editions. He currently lives in Spain with his beautiful wife, three young boys, and dog Monty.
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