There’s a student loan tsunami coming

Hello and welcome to Alts Cafe

This is a quickfire look at what’s driving your alts week.

TLDR:

  1. We spotted an arb opportunity with the Fed funds rate.
  2. The student loan tsunami and rising property taxes could wipe out the economy.
  3. Supply and demand continue to rule the US residential RE market. There’s not much demand, but there’s even less supply.
  4. A big win for Ripple labs (and Coinbase).

Macro View

Another week another victory for the US economy as inflation gets pounded into the ground.

Bullish News

  • Inflation ​dropped​ to 3%.
  • Despite Fed ​comments​ to the contrary, markets are ​predicting​ only a 36% chance of two more rate hikes in 2023 with a consensus forming around one more hike. The first rate drop is forecast for May 2024.

[weird thing]

​Kalshi​, a predictions market, is showing that 96% of punters are betting on two or more rate hikes. There’s an arbitrage opportunity here if you’ve got the inclination.

Bearish News

  • The 27 million student borrowers in the US will have to ​start​ paying back $1.1 trillion in loans, which will hit the economy like a sledgehammer.
  • China is ​sliding​ into ​deflation​. Their export ​markets​ are in free fall.
  • Investors have ​pumped​ $7.8 trillion into cash funds, an unprecedented sign of market weakness.
  • The ​latest​ jobs report shows the market is still strong — which will tempt the Fed to continue hiking rates.

What are we doing?

​ALTS 1​ Fund news:

Nothing at the moment

Real Estate

I want to give a quick shoutout to ​Briefcase​. It’s a bi-weekly newsletter focussing in real estate, and I frequently get several story ideas from them. If you like what I write about real estate and want more like it, I encourage you to check them out.

Bullish News

  • ​Bain Capital​ is raising ​money​ for a third real estate fund with a $3.75B target.
  • Some cash-flush AI companies are ​soaking​ up vacant offices in SF. Hope landlords are tying them up with longterm prepaid leases.
  • Over 20% of mortgage applications in regional ​powerhouses​ SLC, Indianapolis, and Louisville were from Gen Z homebuyers.
  • The LP ​exodus​ from Blackstone’s REIT seems to have subsided.
  • ​Big​ ​real​ estate funds are still getting filled.

Bearish News

  • A lot has been written about the awful office vacancy situation in SF and NY (and it’s really really bad), but it looks like the situation in Philadelphia is even ​worse​.
  • Existing-home sales are expected to ​tumble​ to a 12-year low by the end of 2023.
  • Foreclosure filings in 2023 ​increased​ 13% year-over-year and are 185% higher than two years ago (but are still lower than historic norms).
  • Rent growth in the US seems to be ​slowing​ down.
  • Ashford Hospitality Trust ​handed​ back the keys to 19 hotel properties across Texas, Nevada, and Georgia.
  • Property taxes on US homes are ​rising​ quickly. Paired with increased mortgage rates, this could drive home prices down.

How to invest in real estate right now:

I’m still out of the real estate market [no change].

Crypto & NFTs

Here’s what you need to know:

Bitcoin is up 90% on the year, and ETH has notched 68% returns.

But investors were fairly placid last week despite the big ruling in the Ripple case.

It was a big week for NFTs led by Punks and Fidenza

NFTs bad

Bullish News

  • A judge ​ruled​ Ripple Labs did not violate federal securities law by selling its XRP token on public exchanges. The decision sent various market soaring.
  • Bitcoin ETFs are getting ​closer​.
  • Standard Chartered ​says​ BTC could hit $50k by the end of 2023 and $120k by the end of 2024.
  • Shares of Coinbase are ​up​ 84% over the last month.

Bearish News

  • Circle, the ​company​ that issues the popular stablecoin cryptocurrency USD Coin, has laid off staff and stopped investing in “non-core activities.”
  • Disgraced Former Celsius CEO Alex Mashinsky was ​arrested​.
  • Tom Brady ​lost​ $30 million when FTX collapsed (lolz). Giselle lost $18 million.
  • The SEC says Coinbase ​knew​ it was breaking the law.
  • BNB, Binance’s coin, is being heavily ​shorted​.

How to invest in Crypto & NFTs right now:

It’s accumulation season.

Startups

Bullish News

  • Sapphire Ventures in Menlo park is ​earmarking​ $1 billion to enterprise AI investments. This lets them tell investors they’re on the AI train without forcing them to invest the funds in that sector if it blows up.
  • Liquid Death, the “​irreverent​” water company, is looking to IPO.
  • OpenAI’s Sam Altman is ​using​ his SPAC to take Oklo, a company he’s invested in and chairs, public.
  • ​Investments​ in late stage companies seem to have stopped declining.
  • AI startup Hugging Face (wut) is ​shopping​ offers at a $4 billion valuation.

Bearish News

  • The SPAC that merged with Turkish ride-sharing company Marti ​tanked​ nearly 50% on the first day of trading.
  • EV supply is outpacing ​demand​, causing supply gluts and price cuts.
  • Biotech and pharma ​companies​ saw their worst quarter for venture capital since 2019 in Q2 this year.

How to invest in startups right now:

Don’t be one of these people.

That’s all for this week. I hope you enjoyed your coffee and this edition of Alts Cafe. ☕

Cheers,

Wyatt

Disclosures

  • This issue of Alts Cafe was brought to you by our friends at Diamond Standard and BeatBread. If you subscribe to ​Briefcase​, we get a couple bucks. Same with ​Kalshi​.
  • We hold BTC and ETH in our ​ALTS 1 Fund​. Apart from those, we don’t own any other assets or vested interests in the companies mentioned in this email.

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Wyatt Cavalier

Wyatt Cavalier

With a background in finance & intelligence analysis, Wyatt has an unhealthy obsession with finding the best blue chip investment opportunities. His previous newsletter, Fractional, resonated deeply with subscribers, bringing actionable insights and unconventional trading strategies. His rare book collection specializes in banned editions. He currently lives in Spain with his beautiful wife, three young boys, and dog Monty.

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