Alts Cafe

Alts Cafe is a new weekly briefing sent every Monday.

Everything you need to know about alternative assets, delivered each Monday with your morning coffee.

It delivers interesting links, witty commentary, and important news briefings across the alternative investing landscape.

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Recently Published

stock crash

Sotheby’s sinks 88%

The US dollar ​has dropped 5%​ from its 2024 highs, The total value of US homes ​hit​ $49.6 trillion, Salesforce announced plans to ​acquire​ startup Own, and More.

wine

The UK spiked its wine (sales)

Bank of America no longer predicts a US recession, 30-year-fixed mortgage rates dropped to 6.69%, Revolut reached a $45 billion valuation, and More.

stolen banksy art

Another stolen Banksy

Americans now ​owe​ $1.14 trillion on credit cards, Columbus became the #1​ real estate market, Savvy Wealth closed its Series A at $26.5 million, and More.

Christie’s gets sued

The US unemployment rate increased to ​4.3% in July, Hampton, NH, property values ​rose 53%, Contextual AI ​raised $80 million​ in a Series, and More.

The $11 million Ferrari

CA retained its title as the world’s fifth-largest economy, Apple gave $50 million for housing affordability, Google is ​in talks to acquire​ Wiz, and More.

Red Rock Island is on the market

Independence Day cookouts hit ​record high​ of $71.22, Red Rock Island is on the market for $25 million, Rapid7 acquired management startup Noetic Cyber, and More.

PE is coming for the NFL

Goldman has turned bullish on the S&P, Ohio homes for sale jumped 73%v, Sword Health raised $130 million, and More.

What you get

Exotic market research
We study esoteric alternative investment markets and show you what’s interesting. We research stuff you never even knew existed.
Modern alt indexes

We create indices for eclectic modern alts. We’ve got a vinyl index, a whiskey index, and more. This helps us find the best buying opportunities for our alternative investment fund

Outlook and Risks

We wrap everything up with a rich qualitative analysis. You’ll understand the pros & cons of investing in all sorts of alternative asset classes.

Testimonials

Morgan Keim
Morgan Keim
Managing Director of Ocean Ridge Capital
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I read your emails pretty religiously. Your issue on investing in tax liens is one of my absolute favorites. Great coverage for an otherwise totally grey area that seems to have little mindshare within the broader REI community.
Valentine Watkins
Valentine Watkins
Content Designer at Afterpay
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Absolute must-read every time it hits my inbox. Stefan and Wyatt are web wizards, appraising assets using a mixture of arcane product knowledge, SEO sorcery and metrics magic. They lift a veil shrouding the Internet to show its secret world of investment opportunities.
Benjamin Hoffman
Benjamin Hoffman
Co-founder at GrandCruCapital.com
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Alts is the only email newsletter I've read from start to finish from day one. The effort that Stefan & Wyatt provide is the next-level analysis you've been waiting for. They break down each asset in detail, metric by metric, and serve it up in a brief email with graphics and links.
Dominic Wells
Dominic Wells
Founder, Onfolio
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I've recently discovered the Alts newsletter, and am enjoying it. They don't strictly focus on digital assets, which actually helps it keep it more unique in my opinion.
Sourabh Soni
Sourabh Soni
Software Engineer, Cisco
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Brilliant writing. I'm not usually a long form reader, but I read your articles almost all the time in one go. Thanks for such interesting writing.
Jessica Farrimond
Jessica Farrimond
Senior Performance Consultant, Crypto Enthusiast
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Alts brings me unique investment opportunities and insights that I wouldn’t have known about otherwise. For me, it’s a simple and enjoyable way to stay informed on financial topics that are way outside of the mainstream news sources.