A humiliating weekend for a major auction house

Hello and welcome to Alts Cafe 👋 coming at ya a day later than usual due to MLK Day yesterday.

From today, you’ll only see topics you’ve told us you want to know more about.

Highlights from the full issue:

  • Macro: Consumer credit card trends are not looking good
  • Real Estate: Rates finally dipped back below 7%
  • Startups: Layoffs haven’t slowed down much
  • Private Equity: Brookfield raises $30 billion
  • Crypto: Spot ETF Trades Begin
  • NFTs: Polygon keeps crushing it
  • Art: Russian Oligarch sues Sotheby’s
  • Vintage Autos: Hertz sells 20,000 EVs
  • Coins: Gold coins are having a moment
  • Farmland: Hydroponics go viral
  • Luxury: Louis Vuitton dives into Men’s Jewelry
  • Wine and Spirits: $2.8M Whiskey
  • Film & Music: CD sales actually increase?
  • Precious Metals: Nickel shorts are at all-time highs
  • Collectibles: LeBron signs with Fanatics
  • Websites: A 6-figure bet pays off

Let’s go.

Wyatt

Macro View

Bullish News

Bearish News

What are the odds?

Get $25 to play around with using this link.

What are we doing?

​ALTS 1​ Fund news:

We’ve finalised the acquisition of a significant bundle of major artworks.

Real Estate

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in real estate right now:

It’s still not too late to short all the office REITs.

Startups

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in startups right now:

Found or invest in an AI startup in Estonia. Seriously.

Private Equity and Private Credit

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in PE and Private Credit right now:

Start applying for CRO and CCO roles.

Crypto

Here’s what you need to know:

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in Crypto right now:

I’m still long-term bullish on Crypto. $100k wouldn’t surprise me.

NFTs

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in NFTs right now:

NFTs are coming back, and so are scams. Be careful out there, kids.

Artwork

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in Artwork right now:

Buy Saudi art.

Vintage Autos

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in Vintage Autos right now:

Lambo is the way to go go.

Rare Coins

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in Rare Coins right now:

Check grandpa’s coin jar for a 1964 Kennedy.

Farmland

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in Farmland right now:

Figure out where the Mormon church is buying land next.

Luxury Goods

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in Luxury Goods right now:

India is booming. Figure out what people there like.

Wine and Spirits

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in Wine and Spirits right now:

There are three two spots left on our investor trip to Tequila in February. ​Join us, won’t you?​

Music and Film

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in Music and Film right now:

Make sure your songs get more than 1,000 plays per year.

Precious Metals and Gems

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in Metals and Gems right now:

What’s the lab-grown equivalent of BTC mining? Do that.

Collectibles

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in Collectibles right now:

Your Charizard might not be as special as you think it is.

Websites and Domains

Bullish News

Bearish News

How to invest in Websites and Domains right now:

Don’t be a cybersquatter.

That’s all for this week

Cheers,

Wyatt

Disclosures

  • This issue of Alts Cafe was brought to you by our friends at ​Doriot Venture Labs​.
  • We hold BTC and ETH in our ​ALTS 1 Fund​.
  • There are a couple of affiliate links above. If you click them, we may get a few bucks.

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Wyatt Cavalier

Wyatt Cavalier

With a background in finance & intelligence analysis, Wyatt has an unhealthy obsession with finding the best blue chip investment opportunities. His previous newsletter, Fractional, resonated deeply with subscribers, bringing actionable insights and unconventional trading strategies. His rare book collection specializes in banned editions. He currently lives in Spain with his beautiful wife, three young boys, and dog Monty.

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