Housing affordability hits a new low

Hello and welcome to Alts Cafe

This is a quick-fire look at what’s driving your alts week.

What’s on deck today:

  • The market had its best week in three months.
  • The cost to buy a home is now 52% higher than the cost to rent, which is a record.
  • Creator economy and DTC startups are getting smash hammered.
  • Another fantastic week for crypto

Macro View

The market had its best week in three months as investors moved from fear to greed.

Bullish News

  • JPow hinted he may be done ​hiking​ rates.
    • “Put a fork in it – they are done,” said Jay Bryson, chief economist at Wells Fargo, inviting ​disaster​ upon himself.
  • The S&P 500 had its ​best​ week in 2023.
    • And a historically accurate model is ​forecasting​ a 16% return for the S&P 500 in 2024.
  • Treasuries climbed across the curve, with two-year yields dropping 16 basis points to 4.83%.
  • Oil sank below $81 a barrel.

Bearish News

  • The dollar slid the most since July.


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​Chance of Fed hikes rates in November​



​Chance credit card defaults will rise in Q3​



​National average house price increase in 2023​

With another government shutdown looming on 17th November, the Senate and House are at least $120 billion ​apart​. Markets on Kalshi say there’s a 47% chance of a shutdown.

What are we doing?

​ALTS 1​ Fund news:

In the final stages of a major art acquisition.

Real Estate

Bullish News

  • A landmark court case in Missouri ruled the National Association of Realtors and some big-time brokers are guilty of various ​misdeeds​. The upshot could be reduced fees for buyers and sellers.

Bearish News

  • Private real estate fundraising ​plunged​ in the third quarter, down 71% YoY.
  • The cost to buy a home is now 52% higher than the cost to rent, a ​record​ premium (it peaked at 33% during the last housing bubble in 2006).
    • And US housing affordability is actually worse today than the peak of the last housing bubble. The median American household would need to spend 44.6% of their income to afford the median-priced home, a record high.
    • And 53k US home purchases were canceled in September, which equates to 16.3% of all homes under contract. That’s the highest cancellation percentage since October 2022.
  • $270 billion ​earmarked​ for North American commercial real estate is on the sidelines. Perhaps it will be bullish when the recovery comes, but it leaves a big hole today.
    • But it could provide a price floor in the case of distress.
  • Blackstone’s REIT limited LP ​redemptions​ for the twelfth month in a row.
  • There’s a $21.7 billion funding ​gap​ now in multifamily real estate.

How to invest in real estate right now:

Home prices and rental prices will converge. If you can’t sell your home, try renting it out.


Bullish News

  • Mistral, a European AI startup founded by former Meta Platforms and Alphabet researchers, is raising $300 million from investors ​four​ months after raising a $113 million seed round.
  • Palo Alto Networks is close to ​finalizing​ a deal for venture-backed startup Talon Cyber Security that could value the startup at between $600 million to $700 million.
  • Former Meta COO Sheryl ​Sandberg​ and her husband have set up a VC fund.
  • Flexport has bought ​shuttered​ trucking startup Convey’s technology.
  • So far this year, nearly a billion dollars (US$) in seed through growth-stage funding has gone to ​Canadian​ startups in sustainability-focused industries.

Bearish News

  • Creator economy startups are being ​liquidated​ at fire sale prices.
  • DTC startup ​fundraising​ is down 97% since 2021.
  • The Biden administration on Monday ​released​ an ​executive order​ laying out a broad range of safety and security requirements around the use of artificial intelligence technology. It’s sure to significantly impact the startup ecosystem significantly.

How to invest in startups right now:

Avoid anything that targets the US consumer.

Private Equity and Private Credit

Bullish News

  • While many PE funds have struggled in 2023, these seven publicly traded firms have remained mostly ​buoyant​.

Bearish News

  • Private credit firms seeking to capture market share from traditional bank lenders are giving up investor protections as they ​snag​ larger financings.

How to invest in PE and Private Credit right now:

Wait, probably.

Crypto & NFTs

Here’s what you need to know:

Bitcoin is up >100% YTD.

This is the greediest I’ve seen in a long time.

NFTs are piggybacking off ETH’s rise.

Bullish News

  • SBF was found guilty of ​fraud​ and could face up to ​115 years​ in prison.
    • But Caroline Ellison, Gary Wang and Nishad Singh probably won’t see any jail time.
  • Cathie Wood said she would ​prefer​ Bitcoin to gold or cash to safeguard against the possibility of deflation in the coming decade.
  • Mark Cuban is ​super bullish​ on NFTs.
  • The US SEC charged Safemoon and its founder for ​perpetrating​ an alleged $200 million fraud through unregistered token sales.
  • Coinbase’s service offering crypto ​futures​ trading to eligible retail U.S. customers is now active.
  • AC Milan is ​tokenising​ its pitch, and fans can buy one yard x one yard parcels, earning rewards when something happens on their patch.
  • Coinbase ​reported​ its third consecutive quarter of adjusted positive EBITDA.
  • Total stablecoin supply has ​increased​ since mid-October, suggesting the crypto sector is experiencing net capital inflow.

Bearish News

  • OpenSea, once valued at more than $13 billion, has laid off ​roughly​ 50% of its staff.

How to invest in Crypto & NFTs right now:

It’s accumulation season.

Quick hits

Precious Metals

Hedge funds are piling into uranium stocks, which are up 125% since the end of 2020 off the back of IEA estimates that global nuclear capacity needs to double by 2050. A few options include:

​Uranium Energy Corp ($UEC)​

​Cameco Co ($CCJ)​

​Global X Uranium ETF ($URA)​

That’s all for this week




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Wyatt Cavalier

Wyatt Cavalier

With a background in finance & intelligence analysis, Wyatt has an unhealthy obsession with finding the best blue chip investment opportunities. His previous newsletter, Fractional, resonated deeply with subscribers, bringing actionable insights and unconventional trading strategies. His rare book collection specializes in banned editions. He currently lives in Spain with his beautiful wife, three young boys, and dog Monty.

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