Author: Inverse Cramer

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Inverse Cramer Weekly Update — Jun 4

You should have 10% of your portfolio in Gold as a hedge against everything else. It’s an excellent yield play. It’s a royalty trust. I like it very very much. I would be a buyer -On Franco-Nevada ($FNV)

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Inverse Cramer Weekly Update — May 21

You’ve got to cut that position tomorrow (SELL, SELL SELL). Why? I didn’t like the Home Depot foreign numbers. I’m worried about lows. You take the profit and run! – On Builders ($BLDR)

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Inverse Cramer Weekly Update — May 14

David is a very good executive and a terrific guy. The company did have a good quarter, but that’s maybe an opportunity to (SELL, SELL SELL). It’s a very competitive space. -On Roblox ($RBLX)

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Jimvidia Cramer

Jim’s been all over the place with his stock, making directionally wrong calls at both the highs and lows. Back in September 2022, he called Nvidia a loser at $130. It’s up 125% since then.

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Cramer trips on his d*ck

What a week it’s been. Apologies for the crass headline, but boy did Cramer make a bad call on SVB. Like really bad.

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The Wolf of Wrong Street

Last week was a short one. JC made a bunch of buy calls, then fucked off to enjoy a 5-day weekend. (That’s 3 vacations this year already — the guy knows how to live!)

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Cramer’s confused

It’s been a month since Cramer said we’re in a “bull market,” and two weeks since he  reiterated  “we’re still in a bull market.” The market, however, doesn’t exactly look bullish, and he seems confused.

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Cramer triples down

Jim triple-reiterated that “we’re in a bull market” — strong words that will almost certainly bite him in the ass later

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Cramer vs Burry

JC kicked off the week by declaring the FAANG acronym dead.

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Cramer be Shoppin’

So last week, we talked about how Jim suddenly turned bearish on bitcoin, mere days before the beginning of a 26% bull run. It’s now up another 9% since he said get out two weeks ago!

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Cramer + Crypto = Comedy

There’s been seemingly no end to the crypto winter in sight. Suddenly, Jim decides to turn bearish on bitcoin, just days before the beginning of a 26% bull run — the largest in the past year.