Garbage friends, Sorokin NFTs & a lot of poop

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June 17 | ± 6 minutes


  • Our analysis of the NFT market for the year & for the week
  • All you need to know about any current drops
  • A heads up on cool projects we think are worth checking out
  • Industry news update

Let’s go!

NFTs in 2022

Our index shows that NFTs on the fractional markets have given back all their returns since secondary trading opened in September 2021.

Fractional assets dipped to a zero percent return last week, there’s been a slight bounce with a 1% return for all IPOs across Otis and Rally.

Price data taken from the fractional platforms Rally and Otis

How bad is the NFT market right now? According to the, last week saw the lowest trade volume since the week of January 17, 2021 – the lowest in nearly a year and a half.

Last week’s trade volume averaged $3 million per day. The total volume this week has already surpassed last week’s as buyers look to act on NFTs at a discount.

NFT Weekly Trade Volume (3 months). Courtesy of

At one point yesterday, 14 of the 15 biggest NFT projects were up over the previous 24 hours.

NFTs Last Week

NFTs on Fractional Marketplaces

The fractional markets, like all other markets, have taken a steep downturn. One factor to keep in mind is that the fractional market prices are not reflecting what’s actually happening out there.

Two examples we can give are as follows:

  • ‘Fuzzy’ Chromie Squiggle #5847 on Rally was offered at a market cap of $66k, and now stands at $15k – a 77% decline in price. But a similar Squiggle on OpenSea has a floor price of about $10k.

I like my squiggles less fuzzy.
  • On the other hand, Bored Ape #7359 was offered at a market cap of $190k. It currently stands at $248k with its Otherside land – a 30% increase in price from IPO on Rally. But the floor price for a Bored Ape with a similar rarity and its Otherside Deed is about $97k. So while this Ape has returned 30% on investment, the market cap on Rally is overpriced by 260% compared to the open market.
This market is bananas.

This is not to beat down on fractional marketplaces – or Rally – but to describe how pockets of the market are functioning. In this space, we’ve written about the illiquidity of fractional marketplaces and highlighted the community-building aspect.

For better or worse, it’s important to view these fractional marketplaces differently than the general market.

NFTs on OpenSea

Goblins relinquished the top spot after two weeks, and floor prices have dropped in half from 6 ETH to 3 ETH. In reality, the price has fallen by more than 50% with the steep decline in ETH.

Friendly faces.

This week, the Goblins devs doxxed themselves as the creative digital agency Truth Labs. It turns out Truth Labs had released two other projects: illuminati and The 187. With this news, illuminatiNFT’s volume shot up by 21,000% within 24 hours, and the more obscure The 187 also saw a modest bump.

The OpenSea Top 12 over the last 7 days – Bored Apes are getting bought up at a discount.

Now for a quick check on, uh.. fecal-oriented projects:

  • ShitBeast is sitting at #8 on OpenSea
  • i’ll poop it nft dropped down to #55 from its previous high of #8 last week

The two projects come from the same creator, and you can actually trade two i’ll poop it nft’s to generate one ShitBeast. No sarcasm here, just facts. 💩

Lastly, the Illuminati have risen to #6 on OpenSea. The NFT is made by the same lab that made Goblintown.

This whole issue feels kind of surreal 👁️

NFTs This Week

Project to Follow

Garbage Friends

Mint Date: TBD

  • This project only has a Twitter page – with more than 140k followers.
  • This is another project developed by artist Markus Magnusson, the creator of one of the most hyped collections this year – Invisible Friends.
  • The assumption is that Invisible Friends holders will be airdropped a Garbage Friend or get whitelisted for a future mint.
  • The floor price for Invisible Friends is at 3 ETH or about $3k
  • Without more than a Twitter page, this project is worth following, but do NOT buy an Invisible Friend in anticipation of getting an airdrop or whitelisted.
  • Markus Magnusson has not made any official announcements that Garbage Friends will be released in the future.

Do you smell this?

Industry News

Some tidbits from around the NFT world:

  • A sign that the apocalypse is upon us: Anna Sorokin, famous for posing as a German heiress in New York City (you may recognize her name from the popular Netflix show), is releasing a line of NFTs, granting access to… her. Sorokin used her fake identity to socialize with some of the most influential socialites and business people during her time in NYC.

She told NBC News:

‘I’m trying to move away from this like, quote-unquote scammer persona.’

Sorokin is offering 10 NFTs that will grant access to one-on-one phone calls with her. She is also selling 3 ‘ultra platinum’ NFTs that allow holders to meet her in person and receive “personal gifts.”

What do we think of this?
  • Bill Gates was in the news cycle this week for saying digital assets are “100% based on greater fool theory.” It’s interesting that one of the most influential tech leaders and businesspeople in the history of the world has yet to embrace blockchain technology. Instead, Bill Gates is accumulating farmland (we like farmland too).
Bill Gates owns the equivalent of ⅓ of Rhode Island. Hey man, throw NFTs a bone!
  • ‘the littles,’ an NFT collection of 10,000 bears started by Wil Lee and his wife, Cass Chan, will have one of its digital bears, JoJo Bear, turned into statues that will be on display throughout New York City. The littles were most recently turned into an animated series by TIME Studios. We highlighted the project back in April.
the littles are not so little anymore.

Last but not least, our Podcast

In this episode, Horacio spoke with Cameron Hejazi, the co-founder and CEO of Cent. Cameron created Cent in 2017 with the purpose of creating a community where artists could share their work and build a fan base. Cent made headlines when Valuables, its NFT marketplace of Tweets, minted Jack Dorsey’s first tweet and sold it for $2.9 million. Cent also created a separate NFT marketplace that had to be shut down due to fraudulent activity. Cameron discusses all this + a lot more:

I hope you enjoyed this week’s issue. We take all feedback into consideration, so please feel free to reach out with tips, comments, or suggestions on what you’d like to hear about next.

Until next week!




Horacio Ruiz

Horacio Ruiz

Horacio is a veteran math teacher of the New York City public school system. Prior to teaching, he lived in New Orleans where he worked in sales for the New Orleans Hornets before joining The Institute for Sport and Social Justice to rebuild homes in the Lower Ninth Ward and neighboring St. Bernard Parish. He currently lives in Staten Island with his wife, Alicia, his three sons; Oliver, Henry, and Jacob, and their pitt-mi,x Tipitina. In 2019, Horacio published a biography, The White Knight: Calvin Patterson and the Integration of Florida State University Football.

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