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Fun moment Tuesday when Susan from California asked what to do about PayPal. See, a while back Jim recommended PayPal. But now it’s down big, and he says it won’t recover for 5 years.
April 10, 2023
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Fun moment Tuesday when Susan from California asked what to do about PayPal. See, a while back Jim recommended PayPal. But now it’s down big, and he says it won’t recover for 5 years.
No more Babadook, our boy was happy and healthy a clam this week. And he actually put in a full week of work!
Jim’s been all over the place with his stock, making directionally wrong calls at both the highs and lows. Back in September 2022, he called Nvidia a loser at $130. It’s up 125% since then.
Crazy times we’re living in, folks. Last week Cramer got torn apart by the media for his Silicon Valley Bank call.
What a week it’s been. Apologies for the crass headline, but boy did Cramer make a bad call on SVB. Like really bad.
Last week was a short one. JC made a bunch of buy calls, then fucked off to enjoy a 5-day weekend. (That’s 3 vacations this year already — the guy knows how to live!)
It’s been a month since Cramer said we’re in a “bull market,” and two weeks since he reiterated “we’re still in a bull market.” The market, however, doesn’t exactly look bullish, and he seems confused.
Jim triple-reiterated that “we’re in a bull market” — strong words that will almost certainly bite him in the ass later
So last week, we talked about how Jim suddenly turned bearish on bitcoin, mere days before the beginning of a 26% bull run. It’s now up another 9% since he said get out two weeks ago!
There’s been seemingly no end to the crypto winter in sight. Suddenly, Jim decides to turn bearish on bitcoin, just days before the beginning of a 26% bull run — the largest in the past year.
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